put the lotion in the basket.

Name

calvinchaos

About Me

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got stuck with this nickname from being such a little crazy and annoying street punk kid. tried to change it but people wouldn't lemme live it down so here I am

I was born in and live in Chicago, but I have lived in about 6 other cities in my life. I have been pretty burnt up sometimes due to my crazy panic disorder and bipolar, for more on that look at the blog.

in some circles my past reputation as a knucklehead who stirs up chaos & trouble precedes me but I have been on good behavior...well since I got too sick to do that shit about two years ago. how convenient huh? I'm also just basically friendly, idealistic, rebellious and a rambler.

I have been in a few bands in my time including The HATERZ (vocals & sometimes drums), Watusi Death (programming & guitar), X-Patriot (solo project), Jahni Omen (rap solo project), The Holy Whores (rhythm guitar), Contra (guitar), Crack 44 (bass guitar), The Mascots (bass guitar), Voodoo Cyclops (rapping), & The Fuck Farts (guitar & vocals)

working on a new band called Symbiotic Oppression.

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You can be my friend if...

you're open-minded, left wing, you don't hate rock n roll, you got my back when I got yours, AND you can put up with non-stop rambling. otherwise you get what you get & don't ask for more.

Occupation:

Bum.

Favorite bands:

The Misfits (new & old), The Haterz, Pure Hell, Bad Brains, Fishbone, GBH, Fear, The Plasmatics, DeVo, Billy Idol, The Scorpions, Discharge, Kaaos, Vice Squad, Fishbone, Watusi Death, Zapp and Roger, The Residents, Three Six Mafia (old underground), Skid Row, Sun-Ra, Lordi, Scorpions, Operation IVY, In Our Defense, Twisted Cross, Condemned 84, X-Ray Spex, Zounds, UK Subs, Total Chaos, 10-96, Conflict, Chaotic Alliance, Zounds, The Last Resort

...I'm sure I forgot some "favorite" bands but when you LOVE hundreds of bands it gets a little hazy...

Favorite movies:

Afropunk, Night Children, Shaun Of The Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Night Of The Living Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Rumble In The Bronx, South Bronx Heroes, The Decline of Western Civilization, Hot Shots: Part Duex, UK/DK, The Warriors, The Human Tornado, Another State Of Mind, I Am Legend

Favorite books:

Anything by Octavia Butler, You've Got Nothing Coming, The Outsiders, The Watchmen, Please Kill Me

Favorite Magazines:

Ghost Rider, The Punisher

Favorite TV shows:

I HATE TV.

I watch movies on Netflix.

Relationship status:

Taken for 11 years and counting

Orientation:

Straight

Zodiac Sign

Pisces

Kids?:

Hell No.

Smoke/Drink?

yes/yes